Friday, January 23, 2009

This cold weather rocks!

Sorry I haven't posted lately. I've been spending all my free time outside. It's so wonderfully cold!

I have learned some really cool new tricks.

I learned that Mommy Claire is really fun to snuggle with. I love to surprise her with super speed husky love, so I zip down the hall and into the living room and fly through the air, landing right on her while she sits on the couch! Then I flatten myself on her chest and kiss her and bury my face in her neck.

Mommy Claire says "ow" when I do that. Mommy Cate said I have to stop because Mommy Claire still has broken ribs and I weigh 37 pounds, but I think Mommy Claire secretly really likes it, cause she laughs and cries at the same time.

I also learned that Mommy Cate's neck is super ticklish. If she blocks me trying to get my tongue in her nose I climb on her and lick her neck. Works every time! The other day I super scored and touched my tongue to hers!! It's so funny to hear her make the funny noises she makes when I make her happy like that. Kind of like "Ack, omigod, ugh!" Mommy Cate is so silly!

Gotta run, I think the door is about to open!


Wednesday, January 14, 2009

I'm being oppressed!!

My moms won't let me run, or jump, or PLAY.

First Mommy Cate took me to this place that was kind of like a vet. They petted me and gave me a shot, and when I woke up my tummy hurt.

Now she says I have to be CALM for 10 days.

Say what??

She put me in the living room for a minute and put the gate across the door, telling me I had to lie down. So of course, I jumped on the loveseat, and then onto the arm, and then LEAPED over the gate and splatted on the ground. Man, that rocked. I'm so strong! Mommy Cate screamed "DIEF!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!" but I took off running and ran smack into Echo.

She put me in my crate and I howled and howled and howled so she kept me beside her all day yesterday - on a LEASH!

I know she's wrong, and that to get better I need TONS of jumping and playing and running. Can someone please tell her she's got it backwards? It's getting tough to catch the mommies off guard so I can run through the house.

By the way mommies, I'M STARVING! I know you're feeding me my usual amount of food, but I need like twice that right now. I had to jack some of Sabre's food this morning which made mommy Cate mad. Sabre wasn't too happy either. If only you'd just give me more food I wouldn't have to do that.

Anyway, I'm miserable. Someone please call the mommies and tell them that I need extra play and jumping.


-- Frustrated Dief

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

WHERE is the OFF switch?

I know Dief must have one...

She's supposed to be taking it easy. She's worse than normal. Jump, attack Echo, run, ARGH.

10 days to keep her calm? How the heck do you accomplish that with a HUSKY?



Monday, January 12, 2009

Dief is home

She's not feeling so great, but she's home from the vet and appears to be just fine. I'm sure she'll be updating everyone soon.

We've passed on gentle hugs and kisses from all of you.


Something is wrong. Very, very wrong. Need assistance.

Echo here, writing on Dief's blog.

I'll get to the point. Dief is missing and she didn't go to PetSmart.

#1) Mom Cate told her that she was going to "spay" today. Dief thought she meant play. I don't know what spay means, but mom never used that word before.

#2) Mom Claire got up with Mom Cate and conspired to get stuff out to the truck this morning.

#3) Dief asked Mom Cate for some water and she said "Sorry Babe, not today." We always get water, but the Moms picked up the water bowls so we couldn't get to them until after Dief left.

#4) Mom Cate took Dief out the door WITHOUT breakfast. We just don't do that in this house. We got fed after they left, but Dief got nothing.

#5) Today is a work day. Mom Cate never takes us with her on work days.

#6) The moms were stressed this morning. Not enough to show it to us, but I can smell it.

#7) It's past lunch time and they still aren't here. That's two meals missed. Dief will starve.

Mom Claire will NOT let me go track them. I need someone to come bust me out so I can do my job. I know I can find them if I can get out.

Please come ASAP. I'm waiting by the front door.



Thursday, January 8, 2009

Someone post bail please.

I'm in jail again. Mommy Claire said I have to be in jail until the red clay dries. All I did was have a spa day, laying in the red mud hole I dug.


-- captive Dief

Tuesday, January 6, 2009


Okay, so I outgrew my crate and the Mommies gave me Sabre's for now. He's been saying he'd like to walk around at night and he promised not to eat anything he shouldn't, like an iPod, so they are letting him free for now. Me, I still gotta be jailed. It's okay, I like being in a cave, but we're all a little confused about where we should be.

Mommy Cate said something about me being booked for "spaying" Monday. I think she meant playing, so I'm looking forward to it!

Anyway, here's some pictures!

The buffalo toy Santa brought me

Me looking at Mommy Claire. She had Cheez-its.

Me practicing the evil eye look

Me in my new jail

Well, it's raining and there is red mud to be had. My holes should now be full of lovely red water too! Bye!