Wednesday, April 6, 2011

HULA anthem, new husky, and the drowning place

This is Abby. She's our new foster dog. I wasn't too sure I liked her until tonight, because she hasn't really wanted to play much. However, tonight, Mommy Cate decided to take me to the drowning place. I told Abby what was about to happen - they were all in crates after eating dinner so they couldn't really come save me.

So Abby decided to help me the best way she could. She led the others in her best rendition of the HULA anthem.

Listen to it here. I was so PROUD!

Mommy Cate caught them, though, and drowned me anyways. Thankfully, I begged for my life enough that she stopped short of killing me.



Monday, January 17, 2011

I know it's been a while...

It's been pretty crazy here. Carmen moved in and had her puppy. He has no fur and we're only allowed to lick his toes, but he's still pretty cool. She brought Reece too, so there was lots of playing to be done. I also had to supervise the digging of the yard.

But I just wanted to share with you that my sweetheart, Echo, went to the rainbow bridge last week. I had a pretty rough time at first, because I was his girl, but now I'm getting better. The mommies have been making sure I eat and feel okay. They are pretty sad though, so I'm trying to do the same for them.

We all loved him very much. He was the best German Shepherd ever.

Love you Echo.

Kisses forever,

Your Dief.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

I'm going to the SPA!

So yeah, we found the rottens. Something apparently bit them on the butt, cause they have stitches and swear something is missing. They said they think they were drugged though. The last thing they remember is Mommy Cate taking them to some party named "LifeLine." They've been wearing the funniest collars though, like Ziva when she was healing from a surgery. The mommies are all calling them the "Rottweiler Wrecking Crew" because they keep knocking things over like chairs, lamps, me... etc.

Anyway, on to more important things. See this?

This is me (I'm pretty!) riding with Carmen in her car going to a doggy spa. I think I get to lay around and get massages and wear clay all day. That's what I've seen on TV. Carmen keeps looking and me and snickering. I'm not sure why, but I think she's jealous.

I'll talk to you when I get back!


Thursday, April 29, 2010

Missing: Two Rottenweilers!

I don't know where they went, but I asked Sabre and Echo to track them. They say the trail ends at the front door along with Mommy Cate's. I'm thinking they dragged Mommy Cate outside because she didn't feed and water them this morning. I heard her saying something about the boys getting ALTERED, but I have no idea what they would be turned into? Does that mean they'll get made shorter or skinnier? Anyway, if you see them, please alert me ASAP.

Max aka Dozer, 90 pounds, kind of slobbery.

Reece, 85 pounds, keeps trying to kiss all the girls.

-- Worried Dief

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Life on the dog ranch

Okay, it's getting a little crowded and crazy around here. Of course, you all know that we had 5 dogs here... but then Carmen moved in with us and brought Gwumpy (also known as Reece) to live with us.

Now, don't get me wrong, Reece is pretty cool, for a sissy. I mean, I can beat him up, so... not impressed. But, I can pretty much beat up anyone in the house. But here's the thing: we all have to REALLY behave because of new rules.

#1 - No jumping on Carmen's belly to play with the puppy she's growing in there. I mean, her belly LOOKS like it's big enough to have a puppy come out, but the Mommies keep saying we have to wait until September. BORING!

#2 - No roughhousing with Reece. Sheesh. You'd think that just because Ziva, Max and I all had him pinned on the ground making growly noises and playing vampire that we're BULLYING him. Whatever.

#3 - I gotta get my hair cut! The mommies say that I have too much fur and that I'm poofing out pollen and stuffs, making Carmen wheeze. They say we gotta protect the puppy in her tummy, so *I* have to suffer the indignation of getting trimmed. I hope she has 12 puppies, by the way. That would be cool.

#4 - We can't jump on Max because he has boo boo'd legs. Something about hip dysplasia and muscles and stuffs. He went to the really nice vet at Gwinnett Animal Hospital that helps Echo walk when he's hurting, and she did some stuffs to his legs. He says he feels a little better now so MAYBE someday soon we can start roughhousing with him again.

And of course, pictures of me. I'm so pretty. I don't want to be trimmed!

This is how I look when Mommy Cate says she's gonna trim my hair:


Sunday, February 7, 2010

The last straw!

Okay, so it's about time. The mommies got off their butts and took some family pictures. Mommy Cate put some straw down on our clay. It's soooo much fun to play in! You can see all the pictures - including the ones of Ziva dive bombing Mommy Cate here on Mommy Claire's Picasa. Remember, you can click on the pictures to make them bigger and see me better!

Anyway, here are some pictures to enjoy :)

Me, of course. Mommy Claire said smile so I stuck my tongue out instead.


This is all of us kids and Mommy Cate. Mommy Claire was taking the pictures.

Max was having fun spreading the straw for Mommy Cate

Max kisses Mommy Cate while she hugs me and Ziva

Get her, Max! Sabre guards the rear

Okay, well, it's nice weather and I'm gonna go play. Later everyone!!


Wednesday, February 3, 2010