Tuesday, May 4, 2010

I'm going to the SPA!

So yeah, we found the rottens. Something apparently bit them on the butt, cause they have stitches and swear something is missing. They said they think they were drugged though. The last thing they remember is Mommy Cate taking them to some party named "LifeLine." They've been wearing the funniest collars though, like Ziva when she was healing from a surgery. The mommies are all calling them the "Rottweiler Wrecking Crew" because they keep knocking things over like chairs, lamps, me... etc.

Anyway, on to more important things. See this?

This is me (I'm pretty!) riding with Carmen in her car going to a doggy spa. I think I get to lay around and get massages and wear clay all day. That's what I've seen on TV. Carmen keeps looking and me and snickering. I'm not sure why, but I think she's jealous.

I'll talk to you when I get back!


Thursday, April 29, 2010

Missing: Two Rottenweilers!

I don't know where they went, but I asked Sabre and Echo to track them. They say the trail ends at the front door along with Mommy Cate's. I'm thinking they dragged Mommy Cate outside because she didn't feed and water them this morning. I heard her saying something about the boys getting ALTERED, but I have no idea what they would be turned into? Does that mean they'll get made shorter or skinnier? Anyway, if you see them, please alert me ASAP.

Max aka Dozer, 90 pounds, kind of slobbery.

Reece, 85 pounds, keeps trying to kiss all the girls.

-- Worried Dief

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Life on the dog ranch

Okay, it's getting a little crowded and crazy around here. Of course, you all know that we had 5 dogs here... but then Carmen moved in with us and brought Gwumpy (also known as Reece) to live with us.

Now, don't get me wrong, Reece is pretty cool, for a sissy. I mean, I can beat him up, so... not impressed. But, I can pretty much beat up anyone in the house. But here's the thing: we all have to REALLY behave because of new rules.

#1 - No jumping on Carmen's belly to play with the puppy she's growing in there. I mean, her belly LOOKS like it's big enough to have a puppy come out, but the Mommies keep saying we have to wait until September. BORING!

#2 - No roughhousing with Reece. Sheesh. You'd think that just because Ziva, Max and I all had him pinned on the ground making growly noises and playing vampire that we're BULLYING him. Whatever.

#3 - I gotta get my hair cut! The mommies say that I have too much fur and that I'm poofing out pollen and stuffs, making Carmen wheeze. They say we gotta protect the puppy in her tummy, so *I* have to suffer the indignation of getting trimmed. I hope she has 12 puppies, by the way. That would be cool.

#4 - We can't jump on Max because he has boo boo'd legs. Something about hip dysplasia and muscles and stuffs. He went to the really nice vet at Gwinnett Animal Hospital that helps Echo walk when he's hurting, and she did some stuffs to his legs. He says he feels a little better now so MAYBE someday soon we can start roughhousing with him again.

And of course, pictures of me. I'm so pretty. I don't want to be trimmed!

This is how I look when Mommy Cate says she's gonna trim my hair:


Sunday, February 7, 2010

The last straw!

Okay, so it's about time. The mommies got off their butts and took some family pictures. Mommy Cate put some straw down on our clay. It's soooo much fun to play in! You can see all the pictures - including the ones of Ziva dive bombing Mommy Cate here on Mommy Claire's Picasa. Remember, you can click on the pictures to make them bigger and see me better!

Anyway, here are some pictures to enjoy :)

Me, of course. Mommy Claire said smile so I stuck my tongue out instead.


This is all of us kids and Mommy Cate. Mommy Claire was taking the pictures.

Max was having fun spreading the straw for Mommy Cate

Max kisses Mommy Cate while she hugs me and Ziva

Get her, Max! Sabre guards the rear

Okay, well, it's nice weather and I'm gonna go play. Later everyone!!


Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Monday, February 1, 2010

Carmen's having a puppy!

That what the Mommies said. They spent the weekend saying "woo hooooo" and then "omg we're going to be grandmommies!"

Whatever. As long as she keeps that puppy at her house with Gwumpy, I guess it doesn't matter.

However, on to more important things - ME.

I'm pretty.

Anyway, mommy Cate took the rottenweiler to PetSmart yesterday. And get this, she forgot to take me with her! I mean, so I awoooo and trip her and try to get away the whole time I'm there. Is that a CRIME? She did bring home a special bed for Echo (cause he is getting old and his hips hurt) and some toys for us, but I expressed my displeasure by eating her book this morning.

Mommies. Hmph.

Power to the Fluffy!!!!

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

I snuck into Mommy Cate's iMac to post the big news

I just had to give an update. I've been at war with the Mommies. I've been ignoring them, refusing snuggles and kisses, and acting like they smell really bad. I've also been living outside as much as possible. I think I'm finally breaking through. Mommy Claire has been getting mad because I won't pay her any attention. Mommy Cate, well, I give her some to keep her feeding me and to make her trust me enough to leave her iMac logged in for a few minutes.

Anyway, big stuff here, most importantly, AWOOOOOOS to meeshka - thanks for inducting me into HULA!


I'll try to make you proud Meeshka!

Crap, she's coming back. More later.

Operative Diefenbaker out for now.

ps - paws to ozzy!