So yeah, we found the rottens. Something apparently bit them on the butt, cause they have stitches and swear something is missing. They said they think they were drugged though. The last thing they remember is Mommy Cate taking them to some party named "LifeLine." They've been wearing the funniest collars though, like Ziva when she was healing from a surgery. The mommies are all calling them the "Rottweiler Wrecking Crew" because they keep knocking things over like chairs, lamps, me... etc.
Anyway, on to more important things. See this?
This is me (I'm pretty!) riding with Carmen in her car going to a doggy spa. I think I get to lay around and get massages and wear clay all day. That's what I've seen on TV. Carmen keeps looking and me and snickering. I'm not sure why, but I think she's jealous.
I'll talk to you when I get back!
--Dief
