Wednesday, January 14, 2009

I'm being oppressed!!

My moms won't let me run, or jump, or PLAY.

First Mommy Cate took me to this place that was kind of like a vet. They petted me and gave me a shot, and when I woke up my tummy hurt.

Now she says I have to be CALM for 10 days.

Say what??

She put me in the living room for a minute and put the gate across the door, telling me I had to lie down. So of course, I jumped on the loveseat, and then onto the arm, and then LEAPED over the gate and splatted on the ground. Man, that rocked. I'm so strong! Mommy Cate screamed "DIEF!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!" but I took off running and ran smack into Echo.

She put me in my crate and I howled and howled and howled so she kept me beside her all day yesterday - on a LEASH!

I know she's wrong, and that to get better I need TONS of jumping and playing and running. Can someone please tell her she's got it backwards? It's getting tough to catch the mommies off guard so I can run through the house.

By the way mommies, I'M STARVING! I know you're feeding me my usual amount of food, but I need like twice that right now. I had to jack some of Sabre's food this morning which made mommy Cate mad. Sabre wasn't too happy either. If only you'd just give me more food I wouldn't have to do that.

Anyway, I'm miserable. Someone please call the mommies and tell them that I need extra play and jumping.


-- Frustrated Dief


Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Oh my Little One!

Woo are sooo something else!

Please do try to temper yourself JUST a touch!


K9 Echo said...

FYI little one, mommy Claire is about to tell me to keep you under control. Running around the house and jumping onto the couches 3 times is not allowed. The couches are for the humans.

Also do NOT jump onto Claire's lap and pretend to give kisses then sneak a nibble, I can see you and WILL make you splatt till she jails you again.

The Army of Four said...

Dief! LIttle Dief! I know it's hard, but this is one of those rare occasions when the bipeds are right. Store up your energy now so you can do EXTRA wild zoomies later. Really. The time will go by faster than you think.
Hang tough.
Tail wags,

The Thundering Herd said...

We are not the model patients. Everyone of us broke the 10 day rule, usually about a day in. Our humans tried lots of things and e we had lots of crate time.

Ozzie the OZmonster said...

Sis, I am so sad for you. YOu should be free! Are you in the cone? I have seen my Uncle Sabo's cone and it looks like the lampshade that someone else talked about. You don't want this thing on your head. If they give it to you, I recommend you put it on Echo!

Hang tough sis! I am looking for John's keys again.


Tracey and Huffle said...

Poor little Dief! Stormy is right you know. If you rest now, in about 8 days' time you will be allowed to run and run and run and play and play and play as much as you like. The mums will probably even give you extra treats too!

Huffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Obviously Pet Protective Services needs to visit your house. Maybe you could get Echo to make you a batch of the cookies I showed on my blog?


Nigel, Sola and Co. said...

Have patience little one!

The OP Pack said...

Oh dear, woo need to slow down a bit. Moms know best, haven't woo learned that yet? We know it is sooooo hard to be quiet, but it really is better for woo.

Just a few more days.

Woos, the OP Pack

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

We know it's hard, Dief, but try not to do zoomies until your moms say it's okay. You will thank them for it later! We promise!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

The Husky in the Window said...

We don't stay still. Do they ever learn. Did you ever get more food? Do you want me to sneak over with some of our pizza?
Husky Hugs, MayaMarie

-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

Humes tell us that we have to get fixed & we aren't even broken - go figger! You listen to yur humes, Dief, sos you heal quickly. Feel better! Give lot of big sad eyes sos & little whines sum times sos you will have yur humes tied around yur little claw. Hope you don't hafta wear the lampshade. We hated that!!

-da boys, Cosmos & Juneau-

Kapp pack said...

I think I need to send my legal counsel and advisor, Sir Echo, to help woo!

Royal Kisses, KSB