Tuesday, February 17, 2009

I've decided to be a teenager.

So I've decided the moms have it too easy and I need to challenge them more. Here is my master plan:

#1 - act really cute and challenge the long standing house rule that animals do not belong on the furniture in our house. I'm pretty hard to resist. See following picture for proof. I have adopted an Ozzie pose for effect:


#2 - Mommy Claire has been acting too active and happy. I torpedoed her in the chest again yesterday to try to slow her back down. It looks like it worked, she's moving a lot slower and saying ouch again. I can't let her get fast enough to chase me.

#3 - I have decided that poop is a great toy and a tasty snack. I actually don't think it tastes all that great but it REALLY makes the moms mad, so I'm eating it - but only after I make sure they see me with it and haplessly try to catch me and steal it. Mommy Cate said something about adding something to my food, but I don't know what she's talking about.

If anyone has more ideas for me, please let me know!

-- Dief the Terrible

12 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

I'm sure your bro will have some ideas but I think woo are doing just fine!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Keep up the PAWESOME work!
PeePeeEssWoo: my 'word' was 'pawlend'

Painter Pack said...

Woos is learning quickly young one...Siberians are smart!! And sneaky!

Mya Boo Boo

Tracey and Huffle said...

Go out on a date and stay out past your curfew. Eat lots of sugary food and run around on a sugar high. Continue with the red clay facials.

Huffle Mawson

Shmoo said...

Why have you not submitted your HULA application? The torpedo alone will get you in.

Meeshka

The Thundering Herd said...

Excellent, young Dief Grasshopper, you are learning the ways of the Siberian. The teenage phase will come soon enough.

Ozzie the OZmonster said...

Dief!!!!
You did a good job of copying one of my signature poses. The whole poop thing sounds interesting. I've never really thought about eating it before. ..hmmmm.

John says that he'll call your mommie about a play date later in the week.

Funnnnnn :-)
Ozzie

The OP Pack said...

Hmmmmmm, we could give woo lots of good teenager ideas, but we don't really want to see woo get in trouble.

Play bows, the OP Pack

Hero said...

I think woor mom just wants the poop to herself...I always wondered why humans picked up our poop. I think it's something valuable to them so they want to get it before we can.

Hero

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

It sounds like you're on the right track. Have you tried catching some squirrels and making your moms chase you around the yard to get it out of your mouth?

Steve

Holly said...

You are sooo adorable Dief!! I think you are doing a great job with your moms. Not sure about the poop thing. Maybe a change in food might help. Or more treats. I'm going to say more treats.

Holly

Honey said...

I used to love poop too! Now I am more selective...horsey poop is delicious....but I always get a yank on my collar when I try to enjoy it... Grass is a good substitute, and mom doesn't pull me away as much.
Honey!!!!! (13 yo golden)

Pamela, Kira and Scampi said...

Squirrel poop is good, so is raccoon and Khat try that sometimes... yum kitty litter treats!
Nice to find you through Ozzie!
-Kira The BeaWootiful