Monday, November 23, 2009

Little Brothers are Annoying.

Stinky New Brother:


Okay, so the mommies decided to get MAX, because (boo hoo) he needed rescuing. He told me he was being kept in a kennel when she got him, so it doesn't sound like he really needed to call 911. Whatever.

Anyway, so get this: the little squirt has taken my den! The mommies said I was old enough to sleep out of the crate at night finally because I haven't "destroyed" anything in a long time. But now I don't even get a CHOICE. That stupid Max gets to sleep in MY bed every night.

And he gets the same food I do, and more of it! Mommy Cate says that he's supposed to get 2% of his ADULT weight, and that he'll be 100 pounds or so. I, on the other hand, am a petite 55 pounds. So farthead, who is half my size, gets more than me!

Grrr.

Oh yeah, and they won't let me bite him hard enough to make him squeal. Every time he cries, it's DIEF!!! STOP KILLING HIM!!

That does it. I'm moving out. I'll be living in the yard if anyone wants me. I'll show them who's calling the shots here.

Me, living in the yard now. Just TRY to catch me, mommies.


Me. I'm pretty but I'm fierce. RAWR.

11 comments:

Claire said...

oh diefy, I have a beeper for you.. coming in now?

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Moms sure know how to put a damper on your fun!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Kira The BeaWootiful said...

Wooos Dief! I understand, it could be worse, she could have rescued a border collie, whose main ambition in life is the herd woo.......
-Kira The BeaWootiful

The Thundering Herd said...

Natasha says even if they are all Sibes, 3 brothers are a lot to manage - but manage she does. And none of them think about getting into her bed.

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Doesn't your mom know anything about equality?!? You can't give one pup a cookie without giving one to the other. Same with food amounts. Everypup should be equal.

Steve

Huffle Mawson said...

Aww Dief, he's nearly as cute as you were when you were a pup! Mum has a soft spot for Rotties, my great-sister Maxine was a rottie. Her best friend was the black cat who lived next door so I know I would have been friends with her.

Tanuki Maxx said...

He's really a charmer! If things got worse, sit on him..!

Cheers,
Maxx

The OP Pack said...

Dief, you can always come here, but we think you had best be nice to Max. One day he may be a lot bigger than you.

woos, the OP Pack

Ozzie the OZmonster & Zowie said...

Such injustice! I can't believe my ears, Dief! Well, I think it's a good thing that you can sleep out of your den now. Maybe you could even get to sleep in the bed?? Whadya think?

Oz

Alorinna said...

She can't SLEEP in the bed but she sleeps beside me. She has learned to be quite the persistent furry alarm clock though, with little kisses to start followed by a giant pounce straight onto me. She knows who feeds her. LOL

Cyber-sibes said...

Poor woo! The food thing doesn't seem furry fair at all! Maybe he's trainable at thisa ge, and woo can "teach" him how to be a husky?

a-roos to yous,
jack a-roo