Monday, July 13, 2009

Dear Mommies...

Last night, Mommy Cate dragged me into the drowning spot. I dug in all four feets in the carpet to keep her from taking me into that room, but she's a LOT bigger than me.

Mommy Claire watched her shut the door, heard her pick me up and CROSS-TIE me.

She heard my cries and screams and howls as Mommy Cate tried to drown me. Mommy cate even had a special dog killing bottle - it's called the furminator. Ziva sat outside the door and tried to figure out how to save me. I think she scared Mommy Cate off, because somehow I survived.

Well, I have a message for you today. I'm not your cute little victim any more. I'm applying to HULA. And I has a message for you. These pictures from this morning show what I think of your attempts at drowning me last night. (Thanks, Ziva, for taking the pics for me)





Love (not so much)

--Dief

14 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Woo done good Dief!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Woodrow, Sweetie, MJ Campanella said...

nice job

woodrow sweetie mj

Pamela, Kira and Scampi said...

Wooo... poor Deif, I had to be drowned yesterday too, I think it was human torture dogs day....I will be looking forward to see how you get back at them.
-Kira The BeaWootiful

The Thundering Herd said...

Dief - We salute you. That is one pawsome job of removing that nasty clean smell.

The OP Pack said...

You sure showed the, Dief - looks like we know who won this battle!!!

Tracey and Huffle said...

Wow. I am in awe.

Huffle Mawson

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I had to khome bakhk and gaze at your beaWOOty again!

I khan't wait until your brofur sees it!

John and Kelly had better be ready!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Ozzie the OZmonster said...

It just so happens that the next week or so look mighty wet on the weather forecast-woo, hooo, hooo!

AROOOO!

Gonna get my paws into some georgia clay!

Holly and Khady said...

Hawoowoowooo!!! Way to go Dief!!! That'll show mommy Cate!!!

Holly

Biloxi and Siber-sibs said...

Pawsome!!!!! But beware, your mommie Cate could have sumptin' up her sleeve.

Husky kisses,
Biloxi

Maxx said...

Cheers to you!! Good job! I went through that ordeal too yesterday..!!

Cheers & Cheeze,
Maxx

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Holy cow, Dief! You are a serious HULA candidate! Keep up the great work!

Kat

Hero said...

There are not enough words to describe what an awesome job woo did.

Hero

Cyber-sibes said...

Way to go, Dief!

a-roos to yous,
jack a-roo