Mommy Claire watched her shut the door, heard her pick me up and CROSS-TIE me.
She heard my cries and screams and howls as Mommy Cate tried to drown me. Mommy cate even had a special dog killing bottle - it's called the furminator. Ziva sat outside the door and tried to figure out how to save me. I think she scared Mommy Cate off, because somehow I survived.
Well, I have a message for you today. I'm not your cute little victim any more. I'm applying to HULA. And I has a message for you. These pictures from this morning show what I think of your attempts at drowning me last night. (Thanks, Ziva, for taking the pics for me)
Love (not so much)
--Dief
14 comments:
Woo done good Dief!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
nice job
woodrow sweetie mj
Wooo... poor Deif, I had to be drowned yesterday too, I think it was human torture dogs day....I will be looking forward to see how you get back at them.
-Kira The BeaWootiful
Dief - We salute you. That is one pawsome job of removing that nasty clean smell.
You sure showed the, Dief - looks like we know who won this battle!!!
Wow. I am in awe.
Huffle Mawson
I had to khome bakhk and gaze at your beaWOOty again!
I khan't wait until your brofur sees it!
John and Kelly had better be ready!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
It just so happens that the next week or so look mighty wet on the weather forecast-woo, hooo, hooo!
AROOOO!
Gonna get my paws into some georgia clay!
Hawoowoowooo!!! Way to go Dief!!! That'll show mommy Cate!!!
Holly
Pawsome!!!!! But beware, your mommie Cate could have sumptin' up her sleeve.
Husky kisses,
Biloxi
Cheers to you!! Good job! I went through that ordeal too yesterday..!!
Cheers & Cheeze,
Maxx
Holy cow, Dief! You are a serious HULA candidate! Keep up the great work!
Kat
There are not enough words to describe what an awesome job woo did.
Hero
Way to go, Dief!
a-roos to yous,
jack a-roo
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